Vic Fuentes singing “I want you in the most unromantic way” is probably the most romantic way anyone has ever said “I want to have sex with you”
(Source: memoriesandbattlescars, via alexyoucanbemylostboy)

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
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Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
(via everybody-needs-love)