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zz-zonked:

Vic Fuentes singing “I want you in the most unromantic way” is probably the most romantic way anyone has ever said “I want to have sex with you”

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joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

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nana0123:

I’m uglyyy.

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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wwworldwide:

*drops out of school like its hot*

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i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

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nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

 

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nallycat:

make shorter posts im too lazy to read

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